Idiom of the Week

Idiom: On Cloud 9         Meaning: Very Happy

Jakey’s Jokes of the Week

Who’s there?

Toucan who?

Knock Knock

Toucan

….

Toucan Play Checkers, But only One can win

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Who’s There?

Cows go who?

Knock Knock

Cows

No - Cows go Moo!

Jakey’s Riddles of the week

• Two men and their horse went to town. They went on Friday, and stayed for 3 days. Then, they left on Friday. How did they do it?

  The horse was named Friday!

• A man stands on one side of the river, his dog on the other. The man calls the dog’s name. The dog rushed to his owner on the other side of the river and didn’t get wet. The dog also did not use a ferry or anything like that. How?

  The river was frozen!

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